Ya'll just

stop hurting me

Why isn't this working?

To get back at all the mean people I had to stifle myself so I don't end up in jail.  I need to be in the money.

O No

What do I do?  There's marks on the floor from me mad with the chair.

Problem

Those messages my mom gives me are false.  I know Ellen does all this *beep* for reasons, but what I did was say that the people doing them were wrong.  They'll just call me shit!  See, it's stupid.  I dunno who's responsible.

No one cares.

No one cares if it's Ellen to go to bed dirty with your wife now that's *beep* shit that doesn't make sense.

Problems Problems

I just find this sassing incredibly mean.  Other people get pampered for shit.

You don't need to tell me basic rules!  WHAT THE *BEEP* ARE YOU?

The Big Story

Now, Ellen DeGeneres ^did something^ better than me?  I know that, but I did something better than you..

So, we're all no better than "Taylor Swift?"  What a dum dum.

People on the radio genuinely suck..

..I need better